| HUMOR QUOTES & SAYINGS |
| HU001 |
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much. -Mother Teresa |
| HU002 |
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. -Mohandas Gandhi |
| HU003 |
A word to the wise ain't necessary-it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. -Bill Cosby |
| HU004 |
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If it don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. -Mark Twain |
| HU005 |
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. -Steven Wright |
| HU006 |
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. |
| HU007 |
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -Benjamin Franklin |
| HU008 |
And remember, no matter where you go, there you are. -Confucius |
| HU009 |
It took me 17 years to get 3000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. -Hank Aaron |
| HU010 |
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. -Lily Tomlin |
| HU011 |
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man to fly fish and he will move to Montana. |
| HU012 |
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby |
